August 2015 Podcasts

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Scott's Back! 3 Aug 15	Scott is back from his holidays and he smells funny - might be something to do with his duty free purchases. One of our listeners has a dilemma over what to get her boyfriend for his birthday and we speak to a man who thinks he can make himself sneeze on demand. Plus in Real or No Real with Greg James we find out if singer Birdy’s real name is Jasmine Lucilla Elizabeth Jennifer Van Den Bogaerde.
Charlotte Crosby Innuendo Bingo 04 Aug 15.	Innuendo Bingo returns with Charlotte Crosby taking on Rhianna off of films – it’s a wet one. Listener Iona finds out how she got on in her Scottish Highers and a girl called Lauren is annoyed because her boyfriend won’t update his facebook status to say they’re in a relationship. Plus Greg James plays Real or No Real where we discover what Taylor Swift always carries in her handbag.
Alice Levine plays Real Or No Real 05 Aug 15.	It’s Bamboleo Wednesday!  Chris puts Scott in the awkward position of asking him what he should change about his appearance. Ahead of tonight’s Great British Bake Off, there’s something that might mean you’ll never be able to look at Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry in the same way again. Plus, Alice Levine plays Real Or No Real.
Meet The Balls 6 Aug 15	After it was surprisingly popular yesterday Scott and Chris return with another round of The Song Meaning Game. We speak to listener Laura who is really concerned about taking her boyfriend's surname when they get married - because they'll be called The Balls. And Danny Howard plays Real or No Real - today featuring special guest announcer, Greg James.
Only The Young Innuendo Bingo 06 Aug 15.	Only The Young join us to play a special version of Innuendo Bingo, featuring Chris sat in the middle of all four of them on a spinning chair. Scott has found a new website, where people analyse what songs mean – naturally we come up with a game. Chris has made a blunder with his and Scott’s student tour name and Greg James joins us for another round of Real or No Real.
Niall from One Direction and Instant Dragons’ Den 10 Aug 15.	Scott and Chris are on the earlies covering for Nick Grimshaw. Niall Horan from One Direction talks about being Number 1, again! And Scott asks him which member of the band he thinks will go bald first. Scott also puts some members of the public straight through to Deborah Meaden’s home phone to pitch her a business idea in Instant Dragons’ Den. Will she hear them out? Another listener plays Real Or No Real. And Scott’s wearing some smelly shoes!
Amy Schumer 11 Aug 15.	Scott Mills sits in for Grimmy and speaks to comedian and actress , finding out about her friendship with Jennifer Lawrence & what really happened with her KimYe fall! Plus listener Alan plays Real Or No Real.
Dan From Bastille And Dressing In The Dark 12 Aug 15	Scott’s still in for Nick on the Breakfast Show and Chris is along too. Dan from Bastille is on the phone to chat about this month’s Reading and Leeds festivals and give away some tickets. He’s also giving away the chance to meet… errr… him! Scott and Chris have a theory that dressing in the dark is the way to go. Will a listener be brave enough to try it when deciding their outfit for the day? Real Or No Real is with another listener. And Chris wants to learn to play the trumpet. Why not?!
Secret Bake Off 13 Aug 15	Secret Bake Off returns – Scott sends Chris to an unsuspecting café and challenges him to judge a cake in the style of Paul Hollywood. Is there such a thing as a ski-through fast food restaurant? A listener finds out in Real Or No Real. Plus, Chris is not afraid to blow his new trumpet!
Is Selena Gomez Farting Carrots? 14 Aug 15	Scott’s in for Grimmy on Breakfast. After a week of speculation from Scott, Chris and Greg about the lyrics of that Selena Gomez song, Scott gets her on the phone to ask if she’s really singing about farting carrots! She also talks about her new album, a potential trip to the UK, being followed by Zayn, and gives her top Twitter and Instagram tips. Deborah Meaden has to put up with another listener calling her house phone to pitch a business idea in Instant Dragons’ Den. Real Or No Real has an important fact about the Pointless theme tune. Scott catches up with one of last year’s Teen Heroes. And Chris plays the trumpet to start the show!
Hot Jobs & Onesies with Flaps 17 Aug 15.	Scott in for Grimmy again this week and him and Chris talk "Hot Jobs" - from what professions are good to pull out of the bag when trying to appear more attractive. Also listeners Kerry plays Real Or No Real and Bailey has a business proposal for Dragon Den's Deborah Meaden.
Demi Lovato and Carol Kirkwood 18 Aug 15	Demi Lovato talks weddings and Carol Kirkwood is on talking Strictly Come Dancing
Zak Efron, Emily Ratajkowski and Max Joseph 19 Aug 15	Zak Efron’s on to talk about his new film We Are Your Friends where he plays a DJ. Scott and Zak compare notes on spinning the tunes! His co-star Emily Ratajkowski, from Gone Girl and the Blurred Lines video, joins him, along with the film’s director Max Joseph, who you might recognise from Catfish. Also, there’s more Real Or No Real: are people naming their babies after characters in Downton Abbey? The latest showbiz news includes a bit of stress for Liam Payne. And Chris thinks he’s hot! Do you?
Luke Hemmings from 5 Seconds Of Summer 20 Aug 15.	Luke Hemmings from 5 Seconds Of Summer chats to Scott from America about self -flushing toilets, falling asleep in food and GCSEs. Chris heads to another bakery for our most extreme Secret Bake Off yet. Plus, has Barack Obama shared a music playlist – listener Brooke finds out in Real Or No Real.
Will Deborah Cough Up For Steve’s Sleeves? 21 Aug 15	Scott’s on his last day covering for Nick on Breakfast. He takes the chance to put another listener through to Deborah Meaden’s house phone to pitch a business idea. This time it’s Steve who’s invented Steve’s Sleeves: a great way to keep a loved one dry in the rain. But is Mrs Mead IN? Also, another listener plays Real Or No Real. Scott and Chris have made an amazing video with Ella Eyre. And why has Chris been clicking ‘like’ on old Facebook photos from 2009?
Bank Holiday. Except Scotland 24 Aug 15	While everyone was asleep the Video Music Awards were happening – Scott and Chris have all the gossip. Listener Gabby plays Real or No Real where we find out whether Calvin Harris really had a You Tube channel dedicated to opening jam jars and we connect another listener to Deborah Meaden’s landline to pitch an idea in Instant Dragon’s Den. Plus Chris spent the weekend at Reading – can he remember any of the acts he saw – and does Justin Bieber’s new song sound a bit like panpipes?
Back On In The Afternoon! 28 Aug 15	Scott and Chris are back on in the afternoons! When films are released abroad they’re given random titles – can you identify them in our new game? We compare comedy roasts in the UK to ones in the US – are we just too nice in Britain? Scott helps Chris identify the contestants on this year’s Celebrity Big Brother and Clara Amfo pops in to play Real or No Real.

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