February 2008 Podcasts

Scotts Holiday Video - 1st February 2008	The Newspaper Game returns; Scott, Chappers and Laura compete to see who can keep The Malton & Pickering Mercury on the phone for the longest with their hot celebrity scoops.  Laura reveal in times of trouble she asks herself 'What would Carol Vorderman do?' and after Scott took the mick out of the girl who got her boyfriend to film her doing a mock travel show, we discover Scott has done exactly the same thing!
Scott introduces the Hoola Chair - 4th February 2008	More from the freaks you've been meeting on the Flirt Divert answer phone, more from the contestants entering Scott's new BBC Three show 'Upstaged' including the Electric Dolls who's 'Baps Are Baking' and remember the Fish Pen? Scott has found something better - The Hoola Chair!
Scotts New Game: Play Your Boing Right - 5th February 2008	More Flirt Divert messages from the swamp donkeys you've met at the weekend, a listener thinks Kelly Osbourne is actually Kerry Katona and Scott's new game 'Play Your Boing Right' where Chappers has to guess how many kissy partners callers have had...higher or lower?
Romantic Novels - 6th February 2008	Valentine's Day is fast approaching so it seems fitting that Scott is getting loved up. He reads extracts from a tacky romantic novel and asks how many of you actually read them! Also, he updates you on the new BBC 3 programme 'Upstaged' that he's presenting.
A Long Hot Summer - 8th February 2008	Scott and Laura have started writing romantic fiction under the pen name 'Stephanie Black', the team dramatised the first two excerpts from the novel 'A Long Hot Summer' for your listening pleasure. Chopper's accents really are something else!
Skins cast are in! - 11th February 2008	More messages from the Flirt Divert answer phone ahead of the weekend, Scott and Chopper talk 'serial same name daters'...one guy boasted dating 11 Janes! AND Scott chats to Michelle, Maxxi and Chris from Skins.
Mr Microphone - 12th February 2008	Scott's found another pointless survey - this time he talks 'Sexy Jobs' and gets into a very odd discussion about Cowboys! More messages from the Flirt Divert answer phone including a message from a lady called Woolfie?! (I know!) and the best product since the Fish Pen...introducing Mr Microphone.
Scott's a Peeping Tom - 13th February 2008	Scott 'discovered' a telescope in his house which is pointed at his neighbour's window. He swears it's not his and denies being a peeping Tom, but no one believe's him. Plus, Scott thinks he's got what it takes to be a 'Forces' Sweetheart.
My Name is Scott: Episode 5 - 14th February 2008	The long awaited season premiere of 'My Name is Scott'.  Jo Whiley gets her own back on Scott...again.  This is the one with Jo, Scott and a loaded paint balling gun!
Susan on Radio 1 - 18th February 2008	One Flirt Diverter requests to be called Susan and we find out it's also Laura's name for Scott - and so 'Susan on Radio 1' is born. Plus Laura is convinced Scouting For Girls have written 'She's So Lovely' about her (in her head) and Scott tries to help out a listener who needs the loo...
Scott Wants A Party Trick - 19th February 2008	Scott decides its high-time he has a party trick, so the listeners offer their help by suggesting their own tricks.  Human bagpipes, a duck sneeze and a farting eyeball later Scott is still without a party trick. Chappers appears to be getting fresh with Kerry Katona as we play some delightful(!) parts from her new TV show.  Plus, of course, we try and work out what on earth our flirt diverters are up to this time
Whos kissing Chappers - 20th February 2008	Hear possibly the most random interview thus far on the show with special guest Michael Winslow aka the funny voice noise man from Police Academy. Plus the amazing brand new game 'Who's Kissing Chappers?' Can the man with experience under his belt (that's Chappers) really know whether he's kissing a man or a woman...?
Its All About The Brits! - 21st February 2008	Edith links up with Scott straight from the Brit Awards to bring you some of the best interviews including Kylie, the Kaiser Chiefs, Alan Carr and, of course, The Osbournes. Plus Scott gives Perez Hilton the Flirt Divert number and we play our best game so far - the Joss Stone lottery!
DJ Sound-a-likes - 22nd February 2008	Mills, Chappers and Laura talk about sleep overs, DJ sound a likes and whether Kate Nash thanked Laura at the Brits!
Perez on Flirt Divert - 25th February 2008	More stories of Mills' cleaner - was she flirting with him? Scott talks to somebody with his stalker and did Perez Hilton actually leave a message on flirt divert?
Scott's Telescope - 26th February 2008	Scott and Laura have started writing romantic fiction under the pen name 'Stephanie Black', the team dramatised the first two excerpts from the novel 'A Long Hot Summer' for your listening pleasure. Chopper's accents really are something else!
Radio 1 Smells - 27th February 2008	Scott thinks he knows who's caused the toilet problem making the whole of Radio 1 smell. There's a new dating fad on the scene - Gaze Dating, Scott's grossed out by Eastenders at the mo and is convinced they've nicked his sound effects, plus we find out that Rick Astley actually stops some people from crying with his music (but only the one's who are too young to have seen his haircut... obviously).
Scotts Mice Are Getting Brave - 28th February 2008	Scott's mice are back and starting to get a bit cocky, Loose Lips is also back in this brilliant Falcon-Beach-Style episode... Plus listeners who have never made coffee or done their own washing, the return of Chicken Impossible and Laura's got issues with not being engaged yet...

 

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