February 2015 Podcasts

Title	Description
Scott’s Back! With Steve Backshall 02 Feb 14	Scott’s back! Daddy’s home! Listen to the emotional reunion between Scott and Chris after three whole weeks apart. Steve Backshall comes in to talk about his part in Greg’s Comic Relief mission in Uganda. Greg himself plays Real Or No Real live from Africa.
Chris Rides A Big Wheel, IN HIS PANTS! 03 Feb 15	The show's live from Liverpool today. Scott's got a plan to raise some money for Comic Relief and take advantage of being in Liverpool at the same time. IF we all raise £50,000 for Comic Relief, Chris will ride The Wheel of Liverpool in his pants. BUT... can Scott make arrangements in time? Is Chris wearing suitable boxers today? Exactly how cold is it outside? And most importantly, will we raise enough money? Greg James is on the line from Uganda, helping build a health centre funded by Comic Relief money.
Stephen Fry’s On! Would He Rap With Taylor Swift? 04 Feb 14	The awesome Stephen Fry is on the show to talk about the BAFTAs which he’s hosting this weekend. Scott and Chris have so much to ask him! Including: does he watch himself on TV (he is on ALL the time), did he really invent the word ‘luvvie’ and why does he hate dancing so much?? Also, with some listeners’ help, the boys hatch an amazing plan to get him rapping with Taylor Swift at the Big Weekend in his home town, Norwich. Greg plays Real Or No Real live from Uganda for Comic Relief. And how is Chris feeling after his adventure in his pants yesterday?
Innuendo Bingo With Chelsee Healey 05 Feb 15	Chelsee Healey from Waterloo Road, Casualty and now the Comic Relief Danceathon plays Innuendo Bingo. But has anyone told her that's why she's here?? This could go wrong! Greg James is down the line from Uganda to play Real Or No Real and tell us more about his work at the new Comic Relief Health Centre there. Chris has a plan for Scott's retirement when it comes. And why did Stark start acting all posh around Stephen Fry yesterday?
"It's Just A Potato Darling!" 06 Feb 15	Chris has read a news story and it's inspired him to call up a restaurant and pretend he doesn't know what a potato is. Stick with us on this one! Also, Scott and Chris team up to take on the Voice Of Instagram as he describes some more showbiz pictures. Can they guess who posted them online? And Dev plays Real Or No Real. Does Scott really clean his crab outfit with supermarket own-brand vodka.
"A Barrier Between Hand And Spuds" 09 Feb 14	Chris's antics up the big wheel in Liverpool have caught the eye of some listeners and they're not happy. The relationship between hand and spuds is under scrutiny - we'll say no more. Find out if Chris has adequate answers. Also, Scott investigates the weird noises couples make to each other down the phone. Are they ever acceptable? And Dev plays Real Or No Real. Did Sam Smith really spend the night of last year's Grammys in his pants at a service station?
Twin Atlantic's Sam On Innuendo Bingo 10 Feb 15	Sam McTrusty from Twin Atlantic brings his MASSIVE hands in to the studio to play Innuendo Bingo. What's Davina been up to with the Lord Mayor? What's been happening in Jonathan Agnew's bed? And why is Jamie Oliver asking Ellie Goulding awkward questions? Also, more of the awful noises some couples make to each other on the phone. And Charlie Sloth plays Real Or No Real. Is George Ezra really celebrity mates with Macaulay Culkin?
"Nothing Says The End Like Burning Their Belongings" 11 Feb 15	Chris has got a new quiz he'd like to try out on celebrities, but with no celebrities around, he tries it out on Scott! What type of ex is he? What is he like in a break up scenario? Is he an emotional Sam Smith-type or more of a strong and silent Calvin Harris? Let's all get to know Scott a bit better! Also, Alice plays Real Or No Real with some amazing facts about ping pong balls and Ben Fogel. But are they just made up? And Chris has found his favourite maths moment ever. Stick with him on this one!
Innuendo Bingo And Some Clothes Burning! 12 Feb 15	Phil Taggart is in to play Innuendo Bingo. Phil and Chris are ridiculously competitive so this is sure to be a lively one! Also, more stories of exes burning each other's clothes after the subject got everyone excited yesterday. Dev plays Real Or No Real. And Scott is worried about how well the Eastenders live episode is going to go.
"Can I Bring Some Rope?" 13 Feb 15	Scott makes Chris call a cinema and reserve some tickets to see 50 Shades Of Grey. But before he books, he's just going to have a few quick questions. Cringe alert everyone! Also, is Zane Lowe ok hun? He's been making some really strange noises recently. Scott's got a new iPlayer show to recommend to everyone. It blows Chris's mind. And Alice plays Real Or No Real. Is the Channel 4 News theme tune really from a Clint Eastwood western?
Legs Akimbo On A Train 16 Feb 15	Scott takes a phone call from a listener who's had a terrible experience on a train and ended up straddling a member of the public. Scott knows exactly what she means, he's been there himself! Also, more on Scott's new favourite TV show, South Side Story. This time there's a game to play. And Greg plays Real Or No Real. Is Charlie Sloth really about to challenge MC Big Narstie to a pancake eating contest?
Greg Plays Innuendo Bingo And Chris Sings 17 Feb 15	Greg James plays Innuendo Bingo today... as was always going to be the case. He was definitely the first choice. It definitely WASN'T the case that a member of the Made In Chelsea cast pulled out at the last minute. Anyway, it doesn't matter cos it's a brilliant Bingo. Also today, Chris takes to the street to do a real life South Side Story and break into song in the middle of an everyday scene. How will people react? And Charlie Sloth plays Real Or No Real on actual Fat Tuesday.
"Mum Has Left This Group" 18 Feb 15	Scott hears from a listener who's in a Whatsapp group chat along with her ex-boyfriend. Only he's not realised she's still there reading all the messages. What could possibly go wrong?! Also, it's a Half Term special of Bamboleyo Wednesday. Will Chris succeed in making it an extra-big one? And Alice Levine plays Real Or No Real. What do the French say instead of LOL? And who wants to go shoe shopping with the Home Secretary?
TOWIE Innuendo Bingo With Ricky And Lewis 19 Feb 15	Ricky Rayment and Lewis Bloor from The Only Way Is Essex play Innuendo Bingo and absolutley destroy Chris. The real problems start when there's a man in a hole on BBC Four. Also on today's show: Scott has finally found someone for him and Chris to go and see 50 Shades Of Grey with. Find out who! Are Mel and Sue ok or have they had a falling out? And Greg plays Real Or No Real. But does Australia's oldest man really knit jumpers for injured penguins?
On Breakfast With Ant, Dec And Rita Ora 20 Feb 15	Scott's in for Nick Grimshaw on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show for one day only. Ant and Dec pop in to talk about Saturday Night Take Away and The Brits, which they're hosting next week. Rita Ora is on the line from LA as she prepares for the Oscars at the weekend. After last night's incredible Eastenders episode, Jake Wood, aka Max Branning, is on the phone to tell us how they managed to do it all live. And it's the morning after Scott arranged for him and Chris to watch 50 Shades Of Grey at the cinema with Vanessa Feltz. Exactly how awkward was it? Find out here!
Vanessa Feltz Watches 50 Shades of Grey 23 Feb 15	Vanessa Feltz watches 50 Shades Of Grey with Scott and Chris... all the awks. And the cringey Student Union election videos are BACK!
Tom Kerridge on Innuendo Bingo 24 Feb 15	Tom Kerridge off of Saturday Kitchen joins Scott and Greg James (off the subs bench again) on Innuendo Bingo and we play Real Or No Real with Clara Amfo.
Who Do You Think You Are 25 Feb 15	Eddie Redmayne off of the Oscars has a potential long lost relative who listens to the show and Unlucky Gary is back on with an unfortunate trip to France...
Gabby Logan Innuendo Bingo 26 Feb 15	Gabby Logan off of Sport joins Rhianna off of films in a game of Innuendo Bingo and we hear more university student union election videos... cringe!
Quiz On A Train 27 Feb 15	We find the man who started the student union campaign videos and our friend Dave was involved in a spontaneous quiz on a train hosted by the conductor. Strange day had by all. Also, Danny Howard goes up against Charlie Sloth in Real Or No Real. Fat Friday is on!

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