September 2009 Podcasts

Behind The Bell - 2nd September 2009	Scott's found Screech from Saved By The Bell's autobiography for sale, but is too embarrassed to read it in public... maybe Chappers can help. Plus, Oh! What's Occurring featuring X Factor, hairdressers and some very attractive people. And it's Jono off of Unofficial Mills' birthday!
Cruising and Cumin - 3rd September 2009	Scott's flatmate has booked a boating holiday and Scott wants to be the captain of the ship... ha ha. Plus, the people of Stupid Street get tough on cumin seeds, we love cheese curry and Chappers reads some amazing autobiographys.
Little Lies & Hippos - 4th September 2009	Scott's "friend" has accidentally told a fib and now it's spiralling out of control... Plus, the PR4L reads out more of your texts in Dear Scott, we get people on Stupid Street to be hippos and Jermaine Defoe knows you know, you know!
Scott, Robbie & Chris Moyles - 7th September 2009	Scott's been round to visit Robbie Williams and Chris Moyles in the same day... but who had the better food? And because he's been so busy socialising he's too tired to do It's Only Bley Friday, so Beccy has to do it. Oh, and Chappers is at the cricket with a big plastic ball.
Scotts Cheese - 11th September 2009	Yep, Scott's decided he wants his own cheese. Plus, there's more from The One That Doesn't Speak on his swannee whistle, Chappers calls Leona Lewis drunk and the PR4L reads more of your texts and emails in Dear Scott.
Alistair Cook is on! - 15th September 2009	After Kanye West's award ceremony outburst, Scott suggests that the team should go to an award ceremony every night next week and 'do a Kanye'! We speak to Marvin off of JLS ahead of Jo Whiley's visit to his flat on Tuesday. With Beccy away, Scott is looking for someone to fill her shoes so we get Kirsty (babe in the booth) from The Wright Stuff on the phone. And in a week of special Oh What's Occurin' guests, Alastair Cook competes against Chappers!
Gerard Butler on the phone - 16th September 2009	As Beccy is off this week, Scott has decided to make his own version by finding clips of her speaking and playing them through the show. We talk about what happens when you get a new pet and it hates your  girlfriend/boyfriend - do you get rid of the animal or the person? And friend of the show, Gerard Butler is back on to play 'Oh What's Occuring!' against Chappers in an invention special!
Babe In The Booth - 17th September 2009	Beccy is still off, so Kirsty 'babe in the booth' Duffy is on! And to try and make her feel at home, we try and construct a booth for her to sit in. There's more drunken Chappers calls - today it's Cheryl Cole and Gordon Brown, although Scott admits that we didn't actually call any of the celebs and it was all a big old joke. We also talk about whether it's ok to invite your ex to your wedding, and we try and persuade the people of stupid street that Pete Doherty has bought out his own cheese range!
Katy Brand is funny - 18th September 2009	Katy Brand pops in to see us! We play some of her funny parody songs and talk about her new show. Also, as Chappers is away at the cricket again, Scott decides to try and find him a drinking friend in Nottingham. But it doesn't go so well. There's more PR4L in 'Dear Scott', and in 'Oh What's Occuring' we try and catch blokes out by getting their girlfriends to tell them they've found their naughty magazines...
Slagular Spills - 21st September 2009	It's Only Bleey Friday. Beccy & Chappers are still off so Scott is all by himself today (apart from The One That Doesn't Speak of course). Scott chats to someone who's discovered the wonder and meaning of It's Only Bleey Friday for the first time. Scott has a dilemma between meeting Jo Whiley and getting stuck to the sofa with Derren Brown, plus a very special 3-minute megamix round up of the week courtesy of Slagular Skills.
Scott Can Make You Spit - 22nd September 2009	Becky has food poisoning (prawns on a Sunday night maybe?) and Chappers wasn't in either, so Scott was by himself again. Scott discovers that just like Derren Brown can make you stuck to your seat, Scott can use Innuendo Bingo to make you spit! Due to the Mills team staffing crisis there was no Oh, What’s Occurring... Sorry.
Scotts School Shrine - 23rd September 2009	Chappers is back! So we test out our amazin' new game on him, Will They Spit. We go through some new Misconnections (one of which we think is Scott), and we hear about the shrine one of Scott's old school teachers has made for him...
Scott Knowles - 24th September 2009	Nick Knowles is Scott's new hero so he's changing his name. Plus, more of your emails and texts read out by the posh Radio 4 lady.
Newsreader I Love You Game - 25th September 2009	Jonathan Wills off've Anglia TV ends his broadcast with 'I love you' - mazin! We try to figure out why adverts are funnier at the cinema, and Becky is still not back so we call her to test out her sick voice.
Sugababes - 28th September 2009	The girls pop in to show off new member Jade and to eat our sweets. Plus, It's Only Bley Friday!
Scott with subtitles - 30th September 2009	Scott's been on TV in Australia and they had to subtitle him! Plus, hear his tribute to Britney's new single and how rubbish Beccy is at today's Oh! What's Occurring.
The Luggage Game - 30th September 2009	We've bought some abandoned luggage at an auction... now all we need to do is decide who gets which suitcase. What will be inside? Plus, more Missed Connections, Pitbull plays the hits, Scott's been to a Chinese with Lazy Susan and we're having a operating system launch party!

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