There's a milk man on today's Flirt Divert.
Obsessive Will Young fans on Flirt Divert today.
Roll out the freaks... It's Flirt Divert.
Classic Flirt Divert featuring Slave Gordon and John Saltage!
Classic Flirt Divert featuring Douggy and his shoes and the Gazebo guy.
One caller tries pulling in a different language.
Scott checks the Flirt Divert number on Christmas Day.
International Flirt Divert - Useful when you're pulling abroad and don't want to rekindle that holiday romance!
How Do Sarah? It's Flirt Divert.
There's a drunk James Blunt fan on the line today.
It's certainly no waste of the license fee - it's Flirt Divert.
The magic finger tricks are on.
Destiny Child's producer is on the Flirt Divert hotline today.
Some people are cottoning on to the concept of Flirt Divert. Especially when they mention the network they're on...
Women drivers are the subject of Flirt Divert.
More grandmothers on Flirt Divert.
Answer your damn phone! It's Flirt Divert.
In Flirt Divert today there's a posh caller in McDonalds.
Never talk about boobs in a voicemail. That's where one of the callers today has gone wrong. It's Flirt Divert.
Mr Buggery has been on and wants a birthday party for Little Timmy.
Businesses have worked out how to get a quick advert in today's Flirt Divert.
Want to get jiggy with Mr Biggy? It's Flirt Divert.
A Trevor McDonald impersonator is on Flirt Divert.
The girls are quite forward on today's Flirt Divert.
There's a message for Stuart Little on Flirt Divert.
Scott talks about 'accidentally falling on things' following today's Flirt Divert.
Peter Andre has been given Flirt Divert?
Mother and daughter combos are mentioned in Flirt Divert today.
Scott's Flirt Divert machine has broken.
There's cartoon voiceovers on the hotline today.
A girl that ran off with a guy's wallet is the subject of Flirt Divert today.
Blatant misuse of the Flirt Divert number as a little girl calls 'Santa' with her Christmas list. But what is she asking for?
Flirt Divert is back for 2006.
Singing to impress on Flirt Divert.
There's unhappy parents on Flirt Divert.
It's Flirt Divert today featuring a guy who thinks he's won some money in a packet of crisps.
Every wants a piece of Edith.
The language of the bull is on today in Flirt Divert.
A bloke gets shirty about his lost jacket.
There's a lost horse on Flirt Divert today.
The funny name game on Flirt Divert.
More tired and emotional messages on Flirt Divert.
A brand new Flirt Divert number for a brand new year.
Giving your work the flirt divert number.
There's secret psychos on Flirt Divert today.
An estate agent has the Flirt Divert number today.
An attempt at 'My Doorbell' on Flirt Divert today.
One caller rings Flirt Divert while logging on to their computer.
Flirt Divert today features a caller who changes lyrics to a song off of the 70s.
A Flirt Divert Valentine's Day Special.
A message has been left on a windscreen and the driver has made a call to the number.
Never call a girl 'fat'. As this guy has learnt.
There's growlers on Flirt Divert today.
Is your surname Hovis 'cos you're a load of bread... Some smooth callers on Flirt Divert today.
Trevor is on today with his sandwich rhyme.
There's thirty tonnes of silage waiting for one listener.
Don't give your mum the flirt divert number!
Minky Minky? Yorkshire Rappers? It can only be Flirt Divert.
Flirt Divert featuring the 'Ozzy Thunder'.
Kinky Bernard has a question for Babs.
This morning's Flirt Divert messages.
Flirt Divert is back on in the afternoon!
Flirt Divert texts with Brad Pitt... or is it?
Flirt Divert - featuring pig impressions ryan the lion and a girl after chips...
The Big Brother Narrator does today's Flirt Divert texts.
This woman needs to spit it out...
Flirt Divert featuring the man who couldn't use the phone.
Alan Carr presents the Flirt Divert texts.
A brand new jingle a brand new number. Flirt Divert is back for 2007. Hear the new jingle here!
Flirt Divert is on board the morning ship and there's a lovely drunk woman who can't remember who she is calling!
Mummy is on the Flirt Divert line as is Fred Elliot and a guy with very heavy breathing!
It's Flirt Divert what freaks have been in touch with the show this weekend?
Flirt Divert featuring one of the few Jonty's around.
The latest from Flirt Divert.
Jodie Marsh has a new television show on MTV and she reads out some of the Flirt Divert texts.
There's one unamused bald man on Flirt Divert this week.
Flirt Divert featuring DJ Dave The Brave.
Who is Neil Cunningham? It's Flirt Divert.
Peter Jones off of Dragon's Den reads the Flirt Divert texts. It's bare good...
There's humiliation going on at the moment on Flirt Divert. What's that all about?
Flirt Divert featuring Scott Mills and a girl who is possibly off of Mysteeq.
Ever tried to hit on your friend's mother? Someone on Flirt Divert has...
Russell Brand reads the Flirt Divert texts in a number of stupid voices.
Flirt Divert returns for the festive season.
More freaks that you've met over the New Year period on Flirt Divert. Good news if you fancy Brucie.
Did you lose a sock during a date at the weekend? Chances are your date is on Flirt Divert today!
One caller is locked out of their home on Flirt Divert whilst another CAN'T STOP SHOUTING. Oh and there's the obligatory psycho caller.
Today's Flirt Divert features a murder mystery.
More classy freaks and weirdos on the Flirt Divert line. What great lines do they deliver today?
Scott thinks one freak on Flirt Divert wants to be called Susan.
It's Flirt Divert and one girl appears to have fallen down a massive hole...
Scott has given Perez the Flirt Divert number. Has he called?
Flirt Divert - featuring what could potentially be Craig Philips off of Big Brother and Paul O'Grady.
Has Chappers been given the Flirt Divert number?
We find out what a "gosh" is in Flirt Divert.