No jumpsuit, no sun, but big positive energy
Scott opened Wednesday determined to shut down any lingering January misery, making a point of clarifying that “before you ask, no — I’m not wearing a jumpsuit,” and declaring those days officially over. With Tina off ill and Matthew Carter drafted in, the tone quickly settled into gentle chaos, weather-based disbelief and a firm demand for “big positive energy only.” Josh Whittaker’s forecast did little to lift spirits, prompting Scott to wonder how a ten-day forecast could look exactly the same every single day, before throwing it straight back to listeners for VPE via voice notes.
Those voice notes immediately became the engine of the morning, with gym sessions, early runs, deliveries and dog walks all providing the soundtrack. Scott leaned into it hard, clearly enjoying how the show now lives in people’s earbuds during very specific moments of their day. The sense of routine — halfway through the week, still dark, still damp — was acknowledged without ever being wallowed in.
A year in, and the memories came flooding back
A highlight of the morning was Scott and Matthew revisiting a montage of the show’s first year, shared on Instagram, which Scott admitted had made him “quite emotional.” What followed was a rapid-fire recollection of moments that felt both huge and completely ridiculous: Gloria Estefan confiscating a sausage from a nun, Gerard Butler with a lizard on his head, Brian Cox accidentally joining a conga, and Scott himself wandering the streets in a dressing gown.
It was one of those stretches of radio that didn’t need tightening. The joy was in how casually the memories were dropped, with Scott repeatedly realising he’d forgotten entire episodes of his own life. It underlined how much ground the show has covered in a year, without ever tipping into self-congratulation.
Take That’s helpline aftermath
Although Gary, Mark and Howard weren’t in the studio this day, the ripple effects of their anniversary appearance were still very much alive. Scott explained that the reopened Take That helpline had stayed with him long after the microphones were off, particularly the decision not to tell callers the band would actually be on the line. Speaking to Lisa, one of the superfans surprised on air, Scott let the moment breathe as she admitted she’d taken the morning off work and was still recovering.
Lisa talked through her history with the band, from early 90s fandom to the embarrassment endured by siblings and the long-suffering patience of her partner, Craig. Scott reflected on how surreal it was that a helpline first called in distress thirty years ago could now end with Mark Owen on the line, joking that he’d like to tell twelve-year-old Lisa that “it’s all going to be all right in 2026.”
Vinnie Jones
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Vinnie Jones arrived with Scott admitting he was “50% starstruck and 50% terrified,” immediately playing up the contrast between Vinnie’s reputation and his calm, friendly presence. Vinnie leaned into it, joking that Scott looked like “one of the youth team players,” before swapping stories about working alongside Hollywood’s most intimidating names. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and John Travolta all came up, with Vinnie recalling being genuinely starstruck for the first time when Travolta stopped a set to personally thank the entire cast.
As the chat unfolded, Vinnie’s warmth became the dominant note. He spoke fondly about Stallone organising golf club memberships for the cast during a Louisiana shoot, and about forming close friendships through work, including Paul Whitehouse. Scott listened like a fan, barely interrupting, clearly happy to let Vinnie’s stories roll.
The conversation shifted naturally to Vinnie Jones In The Country, with Vinnie explaining that his life away from acting is focused almost entirely on conservation, wildlife and mental health. He described the show as deliberately not being a farming programme, stressing that “80–90% of the feedback” is about how openly it tackles men’s mental health, grief and anxiety. He spoke plainly about needing people like himself to address it head-on, with the same force he once used on the football pitch.
Animals became the emotional heart of the interview. Vinnie talked in detail about rescuing barn owls, explaining how young owls fall from poorly designed nesting boxes and how careful the reintroduction process needs to be. His description of building a temporary aviary inside the barn, slowly allowing the owls to learn their surroundings before release, was delivered with obvious pride and patience.
The interview ended in complete contrast to its thoughtful tone, as Scott asked Vinnie to judge viral “celebrity owl” impressions. After politely tolerating a few, Vinnie was asked to perform one himself, producing a surprisingly convincing hoot live on air. Scott lost it completely, declaring it the best of the lot and crowning Vinnie the outright winner before sending him off to Bananarama.
Left-handers, letters and the joy of nonsense
Running alongside everything else was Scott’s renewed mission to “make letters great again,” inviting emails about absolutely anything. A letter from Craig in Bath about Scott being left-handed sparked a sprawling discussion about left-handed scissors, smudged fountain pens, awkward school desks and the long-lost left-handed shops of the early 2000s. Scott insisted left-handed scissors were “a con,” while callers and Matthew shared stories of elbow battles and ink-covered hands.
It was classic Breakfast Show territory: niche, oddly universal, and allowed to run for as long as it wanted. By the time Scott noted that every conversation about being left-handed inevitably ends with someone saying “my uncle’s daughter is left-handed,” the point had already landed perfectly.
Scott hands over to Vernon
As the show drifted past 9:30, Scott linked up with Vernon Kay, immediately suggesting they should invent a feud to generate tabloid headlines. Within seconds they were joking about savage digs, misquoted remarks and imaginary Mirror headlines, with Vernon happily playing along. Scott promised to think of “a better feud for tomorrow” before finally handing over, still laughing.
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