Scott kicks off the show with the Chinese Takeaway Game, challenging listeners to guess dish number 10 from Ned’s Noodles in London for a free delivery dinner — a feature that stretches across much of the episode with multiple rounds and eventual success.
The show opens with Scott setting up the Chinese Takeaway Game, inviting listeners to phone in and guess what dish number 10 is on the menu at Ned’s Noodles in London. The prize is a free Chinese meal delivered to the winner’s door. Roberto from the restaurant is on air to confirm guesses as they come in.
Scott mentions being back after some time away and reflects on listener feedback and online activity during his absence. He discusses a recent show where Jamie T was asked what random object he’d buy (answering “French windows”), and recalls getting Chris Martin to reveal he sucks on his wife’s nipples — leading into a broader discussion about whether it’s acceptable to drink breast milk, apparently prompted by a caller whose husband accidentally drank his wife’s milk from the fridge.
The game continues through multiple rounds with various callers attempting to guess the dish. Scott notes the feature is dragging on longer than expected, joking about it taking around 25 minutes. Eventually, caller John from a coach phones in and correctly identifies the dish as “ducky nice the sauce” (likely duck in a sauce), winning the prize. Scott congratulates him and wraps up the segment.
The episode closes with Scott confirming he’s on air until 7pm, when Zane Lowe returns to Radio 1.
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