March 2013 Podcasts

Chris Gets Ready For An A-List Interview 01 Mar 13	Just a few hours to go now until Chris's big A List interview with a mystery Hollywood star. The stress is ON. Should Scott tell him who it is? Matt Edmondson is in to help with that dilemma and also to play Real Or No Real. A Newsround presenter has had an awkward moment. And more of your letters in Dear Scott.
When Chris Meet Mila 04 Mar 13	With only ten minutes to prepare, we threw Chris into an interview with Mila Kunis. Hear the AWKWARD results! If you had 10 minutes with one of the world's top actresses what would you ask? Chris went for: "how fast can you bosh a pint?" Also, Dan and Phil are in for a spot of Real Or No Real. Scott's had an unfortunate incident with a newsreader. Lawrence discharges some more hate from the trolls. And why do people have exactly the same expression in all their Facebook pics?
Chris's Mila Kunis Video Goes Viral! 05 Mar 13	Heading for a million views online and reported on news outlets around the world... and more importantly, by FHM. Scott is shocked that Chris's interview with Mila Kunis has become BIG news across the globe. How is he coping with his new found fame and will his mum be impressed? Plus, Real Or No Real with Charlie Sloth. Scott Mills Time gets renamed Justin Bieber time and how good are you at rap kareoke?
Is Chris The New Su Bo? 06 Mar 13	Chris is a massive hit in the states after Scott sent him on a badly prepared interview with Mila Kunis. We listen to some of his many US TV appearances and wonder if he's changed! Plus, we hear some listener's rap party pieces. More Real Or No Real including an incredible fact about Jay Z & an ex-Beatle. And 24 Years At The Tap End visits a theme park.
Kimberly Wyatt Plays Innuendo Bingo 07 Mar 13	Kimberly Wyatt from Pussycat Dolls and Got To Dance is in to get soaked by Chris in another filthy Innuendo Bingo. Chris's inexplicable worldwide fame continues to build. He's now been on E! Access Hollywood, VH1 and CNN. More of what you've been saying in Dear Scott. And Greg James plays Real Or No Real.
Chris's Mum Gets It At Last 08 Mar 13	Chris Stark's Mila Kunis interview (we use his full name now he's big time) has been featured on CNN, NBC, ABC, hundreds of websites and radio stations around the world, but his mum has only really understood it now he's been in the Watford Observer. We give her a call to hear her proud voice! Also, some embarrassing news for Gaby Logan and Vernon Kay in our Twitter game, Follow Me Follow You But Who Follows Who. Chris's showbiz descriptions from around the world. Real Or No Real with Matt Edmondson. And Scott's been saying things FAR TOO LOUD in public places.
Are You Keen For The Penultimate Tap End? 11 Mar 13	There are just two episodes left in the current series of 24 Years At The Tap End, Chris's Autobography. How keen for it are you? Keen enough to call out Keen Line with a keen pun? Lovin The Trolls is a Chris Stark special. His new international audience have been really quite harsh. And Dan and Phil play Real Or No Real.
Matt Sits In To Host Innuendo Bingo 12 Mar 13	Matt Edmondson is in for Scott while he's away at a posh do. Dev from Early Breakfast and Adele from 1Xtra are in to play Innuendo Bingo. Matt relives an amazing Mothers' Day moment involving Rylan from X Factor and Charlie Sloth is in for Real Or No Real.
The Final 24 Years At The Tap End 13 Mar 13	The whole country stands ready and keen for the final installment of 24 Years At The Tap End. How will Chris end Volume 2 of his autobography? Scott's suddenly intrigued by the world of Mystery Shopping. What does it take to get ahead in this tricky trade? And Sara Cox goes off on some slight tangents during Real Or No Real. What could possibly link Jack Dee and some 8 year old childen flying through the air in a shopping centre? Only the mind of Sara Cox of course.
Scott Kissed Vanessa, But Did He Like It? 14 Mar 13	Scott is still reeling from Mills On Wheels, which saw him snogging Vanessa Feltz this morning in aid of Comic Relief. And the fall out from the Red Nose Breakfast Show Special continues in the live lounge where Grimmy is having his hair dyed bright pink. Dear Scott includes emails about showbiz laughs, Chris's new found fame and the seductive voice of the Posh Radio 4 Lady. And Greg joins us for Real Or No Real which contains some unsettling revelations for Scott.
"For Tis I, The Mystery Shopper!" 15 Mar 13	Scott's become obsessed with mystery shoppers and has decided to send Chris out to see how it all works. Only thing is, this being Chris, he's the world's WORST mystery shopper. Comedy moustache, pipe, notebook, newspaper with eye holes and a tee-shirt with 'Mystery Shopper' written in huge letters. Also, more on Scott's beef with people taking pictures on tablets. Dear Scott brings back some unfortunate Mills TV appearances he'd rather forget. And Matt Edmondson plays some Real Or No Real and tell us his own amazing fact about randy pandas.
Nick Grimshaw On Innuendo Bingo 19 Mar 13	Grimmy plays Innuendo Bingo against Chris. What will become of his beautiful pink hair? Scott has become obsessed with a clip of Gail Platt from Coronation Street singing Firework by Katy Perry and comes up with an excuse to play it a few times. Charlie Sloth plays Real Or No Real with an insight into what Justin Bieber can do with his fingers. And did people really used to go to the toilet in their own bedroom? Scott is once again confused by the olden days and needs your help.
Scott Talks To (Wo)men In The Toilet 20 Mar 13	Scott talks to men in the toilet is back, but with a twist from Sara Cox. Can Chris get out of the ladies loo without getting found out? Chris has never seen Scott cry, can Scott fake it? Sara Cox plays Real or No Real and today is a celebration of BBC Introducing bands names.
Nina Nesbitt Plays Innuendo Bingo 21 Mar 13	The Queen Of The Nesbians herself, Nina Nesbitt, is in to give Chris a soaking in Innuendo Bingo. If you were struggling to cope with the demise of your favourite girl group, would you really want a call from Scott's Girls Aloud Split Helpline? Greg James plays a Girls Aloud Real Or No Real special. And more of your letters in Dear Scott, including a rather fruity use of Scott Mills Points.
Has Danny Howard Got Loose Lips? 22 Mar 13	Scott tests Danny Howard's as we find out whether he has loose lips? Can Danny keep a secret? Also can people fake cry? We ask both men and women.
Scott Talks To Men In The Toilet 18 Mar 13	Scott wants to know what men REALLY think about important issues (such as facial care and tanning). He's sending Chris to ask important questions of blokes where they'll least expect it... in the work toilets. Also, Misha B is in to chat about her new song. Dan and Phil play Real Or No Real. And Scott has been getting some Twitter beef about his remarks on Beyonce's new single.

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