Scott discovers VideoJug.com, a tutorial website with step-by-step guides for everything from tying ties to kissing, and decides to walk the listeners through the surprisingly detailed instructions on how to snog someone passionately.
After finding VideoJug while searching for how to tie a footballer’s knot, Scott stumbles upon their tutorial for kissing and decides it’s too funny not to share. The video breaks down kissing into methodical steps: you’ll need a pair of lips, someone to kiss, and confidence. It covers the basics (breath mints, head tilting to avoid clashing noses, gentle lip pressure), then advances to French kissing and varying rhythm and tongue use. Scott reads excerpts aloud with mounting amusement at how clinical and patronizing the narration is—the opening line about how odd it would be to put your lips on someone else’s lips and move them about keeps getting repeated throughout the show.
The feature also includes a caller, Casey, who admits to practising the kissing technique while sitting alone in her car in traffic, tilting her head to one side. Scott teases her about this and suggests she test it out on her boyfriend when she gets home. There’s also a bonus tip about how to get out of a car gracefully without flashing your underwear, which hilariously gets mixed up with the plunging instructions from the toilet-unblocking tutorial that VideoJug also offers.
The show also touches on other segments including discussion of the reality TV show Cheaters, with host Joey Greco, and some earlier chat about Christopher Biggins and a “Go on Safari” feature.
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