Scott investigates a supposedly science-backed “jiggy noise” that’s claimed to make women swoon, and hears from listeners about the most dangerous concerts they’ve attended — including one memorable Travis gig involving projectile vomiting.
The show opens with Scott introducing the “jiggy noise,” a mysterious sound supposedly discovered by someone called Dr Dave that will allegedly make ladies “go weak at the knees.” Scott, who remains skeptical despite previous viral noises (the brown noise, the young noise, and one that locks up shopping trolleys), plays the noise to listeners and invites feedback on whether it actually works. He jokes about the setup: tell your date it’s a new band, get them back to yours with some wine, and let the jiggy noise do the work.
This leads into a feature on dangerous gigs to attend. Listener Claire calls in to describe attending a Travis concert years ago where she spent the entire show projectile vomiting in the toilet while her boyfriend Colin remained in the audience watching the gig alone, offering no support. Scott also mentions his friend visiting a Newton Faulkner gig, where she tripped and hurt her ankle badly enough to spend time in A&E. The conversation sparks memories of Natalie’s party where someone was sick and Natalie held their hair back while celebrity guests witnessed the unfortunate moment.
The show also covers Scott’s search for a personal assistant, with applications being read out from various candidates, including a 25-year-old Polish nightclub DJ and a 10-year flight attendant from Atlanta with a degree in criminal justice. Scott and the team debate their merits, particularly around wine knowledge, with Scott confident his current assistant will win any wine-tasting competition.
Later, a caller named Rob rings in from Florida to share a particularly awkward gig experience: attending an Aaron Carter concert with his parents and sister, only to witness his parents getting “frisky” and subsequently being thrown out by security for inappropriate behavior.


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