Dave Pearce gets his revenge on Scott with eggs, while the team tackle phrases you really shouldn’t use in polite conversation and laugh at another round of Innuendo Bingo.
The show kicks off with a brilliantly awkward news story: an American news anchor is forced to read out intimate text messages between Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his chief of staff Christine Beatty on air. The messages had been leaked and made public, leading to an extraordinarily uncomfortable situation where the anchor has to maintain composure while reading increasingly explicit romantic exchanges between the two. It’s cringe comedy gold—the anchor’s growing discomfort as he reads lines like “I’ve been dreaming all day about having you all to myself for three days relaxing laughing talking sleeping and making love” is comedy television at its finest. Some messages were apparently too explicit even for the news to broadcast.
Beyond that, the episode features Dave Pearce exacting revenge on Scott with eggs—the nature of the prank isn’t entirely clear from the available material, but it’s positioned as payback for something Scott did earlier. The team also runs through another edition of their Pointless Survey, asking listeners about common phrases that shouldn’t be used, and another round of Innuendo Bingo. There’s also a “You’re Sick” feature—the show’s recurring segment featuring genuinely funny and often uncomfortable real-life stories—that apparently delivers enough laughs to warrant the dare in the existing description.


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