Chris invites the wrong waitress
Chris assumes both First Dates waitresses are appearing and publicly asks Laura Tott why she is not coming. Only CiCi Coleman has actually been booked, leaving Laura to reply that she is still waiting for her invitation.
CiCi explains that the restaurant team have become a family and remembers the contestant who tried to move Laura into his date’s chair while the actual date visited the toilet. She also discusses the Wolf of Worthing and his extraordinary joke about riding before preparing for her own second soaking.
A precise second round
CiCi plays Innuendo Bingo in ordinary trousers after forgetting her protective clothes. Clips include a jockey riding Colin’s Sister, a listener with marvellous boners on a 400-year-old tree, Wayne Bridge blowing with Larry Lamb and Rachel Khoo trying a village headman’s blowpipe.
Jonathan Agnew’s admission that a colleague could hear him pounding away in the room above becomes another direct hit. CiCi’s long, accurate sprays leave Chris drenched and establish her as one of the programme’s strongest returning players.
Scott’s private message loses three words
Chris produces what he considers one of Scott’s greatest private texts, but agrees to remove three words. The resulting sentence, “One of the blanks from the local blank wanted the blank so bad”, becomes a listener competition involving guesses about the Bromley light switch, a coffee shop and the glitterball.
The programme also finds more evidence that music is running out when Charli XCX’s “After the Afterparty” resembles the theme from I Dream of Jeannie. Charlie Sloth plays Real or No Real, while Scott wins Bangers with The Killers after being warned that “When You Were Young” is almost too old for the feature.
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