“Is that Jill from the quiz?” 🎧
Scott opened by spotting a familiar voice straight away, clocking “Jill from the quiz” and calling her “another fave of mine,” before letting the music play out fully and re-establishing the rhythm of the morning. It was one of those starts that immediately grounded the show in shared memory, with Scott checking sound levels, joking “she got any echo on her there at all?” and reminding everyone exactly where they were: “This is the Scott Mills Breakfast Show on BBC Radio 2.”
Victoria Beckham, 2001, and peak British behaviour
After Pink, Scott pivoted straight into the story that threaded through the morning, noting that “this song by Victoria Beckham is in the charts at the moment, even though it was released in 2001,” before offering his own diagnosis: “I think it’s because of all the drama of late with the Beckhams.” He immediately widened it out, laughing that “isn’t this peak British behaviour? Really, we’re very unserious sometimes,” and reminded listeners he’d flagged the track the day before, saying he’d “quite like to play this track by Victoria” now it was charting again.
That quickly turned into a live decision-making moment, with Scott underlining that “ultimately, it’s the decision of the man who is in charge of all the music here on Radio 2,” before naming him: “and I think you’ll agree he does a flipping good job of it, Jeff.” Messages had already come in, with Scott confirming “we did get a flurry of texts yesterday saying yes play it,” and that the team had passed them on — but the call still rested with Jeff.
Jeff-watch, Melanie C, and people power
Scott explained the practical snag in real time: “I’ve also got the new one from Melanie C in a minute and I can’t play two Spice Girls solo tracks in one show.” Rather than shutting it down, he turned it into a mission, inviting listeners to influence what happened next: “If you would like to hear Victoria Beckham on tomorrow’s show, Friday, text me now 882921.” He promised, very clearly, “I promise your message will be sent to Jeff,” before reiterating the structure of Radio 2 life: “he has the ultimate decision.”
By the end of the sequence, Scott was already reacting to incoming messages, reading out “Yes to full VB, please. We need it on Friday,” and confirming “I’ll send all these on, okay?” before moving cleanly into Melanie C with What Could Possibly Go Wrong, a title that did not go unnoticed.
Elder vs Millennial: Bob Holness, forgotten telly and polite confusion
Scott introduced the feature by leaning hard into the nostalgia, flagging it as “serious nostalgia next” and reminding listeners that Elder vs Millennial exists because “young people learn about the cultural milestones of the past,” usually followed by bafflement. Emilio joined Scott in the studio, with Scott immediately referencing recent events, joking that “today he will not be insulting my jumpsuit,” before reassuring him that “you were actually the nicest one when I wore my Stephen-from-Traitors-inspired jumpsuit the other day.”
The example at the heart of the game was something Scott admitted had completely slipped his own mind until recently: a TV show from the 1980s hosted by Bob Holness. Scott framed it as one of those formats that “everyone of a certain age just knows,” before realising that to Emilio it meant absolutely nothing. The show’s name, premise and catchphrases were all laid out slowly, with Scott clearly enjoying the dawning realisation that this was another cultural reference that has simply vanished for anyone who didn’t grow up with three channels and a Radio Times.
Emilio’s reactions did most of the work. Scott explained the mechanics of the programme and paused repeatedly to check if any of it sounded normal, while Emilio responded politely but clearly unconvinced. Scott acknowledged the gap directly, saying this was exactly the point of the feature — things that were once massive now sounding completely unhinged when explained out loud. The segment ended without resolution, the reference still not landing, which Scott seemed perfectly happy with, moving straight on knowing the confusion was the payoff.
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