Matt arrives with a personal towel
Chris admitted that Demi Lovato had frightened him on the Teen Awards red carpet. Her smile appeared to contain a warning against asking anything foolish, and when Scott handed the interview to Chris he found nothing to say. After facing several major pop stars, Demi remained the person he found most intimidating.
Matt Edmondson then returned for an unusually wet Innuendo Bingo. He brought his own small towel and immediately undermined its innocent purpose by saying it was for cleaning his groin. Clips covered Sunday-school “bottoming”, modern farming, an odd moment from The Apprentice and the familiar television language that made both players spray before a line had fully finished.
Matt understood the game too well to attempt restraint. Chris received repeated direct hits, while Matt’s towel proved far too small for the amount of water the contest produced.
A musical alarm clock
Amy had been with Daniel since school and described an otherwise happy relationship. The problem arrived each morning when his loud, sometimes musical flatulence woke her, occasionally against her leg and sometimes as early as 05:00 before work.
She proposed a trade. Daniel hated her watching the Kardashians, so she would give up every related programme if he stopped deliberately farting on her. Scott rang him at work without warning and introduced the problem as a serious relationship negotiation.
Daniel initially offered to cut down, as though following a diet, then accepted the full agreement. Romantic music played while Amy asked him directly not to fart on her again. He promised, she surrendered the Kardashians, and Scott invited other listeners to submit the domestic problems their partners ignored.
Charlie Sloth played Real or No Real. Runners in the Bangkok half marathon really did cover roughly four extra miles after organisers incorrectly marked the course. The feature also investigated whether squirty cream had been renamed “whipped” cream, a linguistic shift that mattered mainly because Chris disliked losing a familiar phrase.
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