Chris survives the black chair
Chris returns from filming Celebrity Mastermind and describes it as one of the most terrifying experiences of his life. In the green room he mistakenly calls a contestant’s brother Steve, having decided that a leather jacket made him look like the first winner of The Apprentice.
The silent walk to the chair is even worse. Chris stands at the wrong moment, begins moving before he should and cannot reveal whether his eventual performance was triumphant or disastrous. He does, however, confirm the carefully researched specialist subject: Scott Mills.
Louise creates a water feature
Louise Pentland, better known as Sprinkle of Glitter, arrives without spare clothes and creates a protective outfit from plastic bags. Her second Innuendo Bingo begins with a Radio Leicester warning about taking “a selfie with a stiffy”, which immediately dislodges one of her contact lenses.
After a genuine pause for contact-lens fluid, Louise continues through Tony Robinson admiring sunlight on a helmet, an election correspondent describing Florida as incredibly tight and gardening advice recommending a good blow job. Her forceful, almost continuous spraying turns the wet area into a water feature.
First kisses remembered in detail
Scott and Chris compare their earliest proper kisses. Scott remembers a childhood game of kiss chase before a longer kiss with a boy called Brendan, while Chris recalls clashing teeth and attempting to attract somebody by dancing behind her in a nightclub.
Listener Liv offers an even more elaborate account. At 18, she was advised to trace her mobile number with her tongue during a first kiss, only to encounter a washing-machine technique and the boy’s chanting friends. Danny Howard later plays Real or No Real, including a claim that Hanson created a beer called Mmmhops after entering the brewing business.
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