Tag: 2007
Dani Minogue drops by as Scott's celebrity guest for the week, performing X Factor judge impressions and getting roped into the show's signature international stereotype name-calling game. [...]
Part of "Best Guest" week, with Lorraine Kelly kicking things off, followed by a blindfolded segment with two Page 3 models where Scott accidentally gropes them during a guessing game — and then gets them to sing along to "The Ladies' Bras." [...]
Kelly Brook arrives to begin her presenting duties on the relaunched Surgery feature, while Scott pursues an increasingly elaborate campaign to convince listeners to name their unborn children Spider Pig. [...]
Dick and Dom step in last-minute to read out the show's daily text messages, while Whisby's novelty one-hit wonder "The Ladies Bras" gets its radio premiere — and Scott sets the team a competitive challenge to book better guests, with a thousand-pound bonus on the line. [...]
Scott revives the Foam Book game with a completely new format — instead of calling Americans with amusing names, the team now rings people living in places with hilariously unfortunate town names, including Ball Knob, Big Beaver Boulevard, and Dildo, Tennessee. [...]
Scott's in a squeamish mood as he tackles rugby chat, viral videos of people throwing up on live TV, and a deeply guilt-inducing X-Factor audition that leaves him genuinely emotional. [...]
Scott receives an email from a listener in York whose new girlfriend crushes a melon between her thighs in the kitchen, prompting an on-air experiment that spirals into callers attempting the same feat from around the country. [...]
Scott takes aim at long-distance university relationships during Freshers' Week, warning listeners that keeping a partner back home is a doomed venture, while Davina McCall reads out some genuinely rude text messages. [...]
Scott tracks down Ralph, an extraordinarily posh EasyJet cabin crew member whose announcement before takeoff left passengers convinced he couldn't possibly be real, leading to a brilliant conversation about code-switching and working-class supermarket beginnings. [...]
The show opens with a discussion about "X Factor guilt" — the uncomfortable feeling of laughing at struggling contestants — before pivoting to an internet oddity that's captured the team's attention: a man who spent 89 days counting to a million on webcam. [...]