Scott and Chris tried to stop biting their nails
Scott had seen close-up Eurovision photographs of his hands and become newly aware of how much nail biting showed on camera.
He began curling his fingers during photographs and considered clear shellac as a possible barrier.
Chris shared the habit, allowing the problem to become a competitive attempt to see whose nails could grow longest.
Listeners pointed out the germs transferred from door handles, toilets and everyday surfaces, making the habit sound much less innocent than either presenter wanted.
Lee Ryan faced Bingo
Lee Ryan joined Innuendo Bingo and accepted the familiar soaking while Scott and Chris continued their efforts to keep their newly protected fingernails away from their mouths.
Paul’s nightclub punishment lasted until the year 3000
Listener Paul described getting drunk and repeatedly singing Justin Bieber’s “Love Yourself” towards nightclub security.
The bouncer had heard enough.
Paul’s details were entered into a system shared by venues, and the expiry date on his ban had apparently been set to the year 3000.
What began as one annoying serenade therefore appeared to become a nationwide punishment lasting almost a millennium.
Charlie Sloth joined Real or No Real to finish the show.
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