|Talk Dirty To Me? 01 Oct 13
|Scott's not to sure about another one of Chris's theories. This time he thinks that Jason Derulo's song has got so big that if you say "talk dirty to me" to someone they'll probably sing the song back. Scott puts this to the test. Also, Rhianna is in for Innuendo Bingo with a poor choice of make up and a terrible choice of t shirt. Charlie Sloth is in for Real Or No Real, but who's the fattist? And what's Scott done with some curtains?? Should we even ask?
|The Washing Up Show 16 Oct 13.
|We Premier the pilot of our new "Washing Up" show, We meet some of the Serbian X Factor judges, Scott worries a bit about Nadia Ali and Rhianna off of films plays Real or No Real.
|Weirdest Weekend Ever 22 Oct 13.
|Tricked star Ben Hanlin plays Innuendo Bingo and also does a rather unpleasant trick with his throat, Mel off of Great British Bake Off called us from a car whilst eating biscuits and Scott tells us about his weirdest weekend ever in Serbia.
|Chris's Dilemma - Feltz, Riley, Reid or Mead? 02 Oct 13
|Chris has signed up to support Vanessa Feltz in Strictly Come Dancing without thinking it through. Three of his other favourites are on the show too: Susanna Reid, Rachel Riley and of course, Mrs Mead. How's he going to get out of this one? Also, another over-protective parent is faced with a nightmare phone call from their daughter, but there's a happy ending! Scott accidentally panics the nation about giant wasps (it's actually all fine). And Real Or No Real contains a revealling fact about Jameela Jamil - but is it true?
|Danny Howard Innuendo Bingo 24 Oct 13
|Today's Innuendo Bingo features some beavers on The One Show, Sarah jane Crawford's Mo Mo and an unusual style of dancing being performed by Zoe Ball. Danny Howard from Radio 1's Dance Anthems is in to play so be prepared for a wet one. Also, "whooooooo" is getting out of hand. Scott has more tales from Serbian X Factor. And Greg James is in to play Real Or No Real with an interesting tale about where Jake Bugg's dropped his phone.
|"Hi Auntie Trees! Talk Dirty To Me?" 04 Oct 13
|Scott doesn't think Chris tried hard enough the last time he played the Jason Derulo game so he's making him play again. This time he's calling up his family, bosses, and even celebrities, to ask if they'll "talk dirty to him". But he doesn't actually want dirty talk, just the Jason Derulo noise. Also, Scott has some new fans at Radio 4 Extra. Danny Howard plays Real Or No Real. And what ever happened to Chris's lunch friend with the pants?
|Innuendo Bingo With Gemma 03 Oct 13
|The Queen Of Innuendo Bingo (except if Rhianna off of Movies is reading this) returns to the chair for another round of radio's wettest game. Will she hold her water through Bargain Hunt's muff brush, Yasmin Evans's VIPness and Vanessa Feltz's Cha Cha Cha? Also, Chris's mate has a rather delecate problem when staying at hotels. And Greg James is in for Real Or No Real.
|Liam Payne From One Direction 25 Oct 13
|Liam's on the phone from Australia to tell Scott about One Direction's new single, "Story Of My Life". He also drops in some great gossip about life on the road for the boys and what he gets up to now he's REALLY rich! Scott and Chris are trying to get the whole "whoooo" thing out their system with a new game. Danny Howard's back for Real Or No Real. And Scott's going on Strictly - It Takes Two tonight, He's really excited!
|Matt Richardson plays Innuendo Bingo 15 Oct 13.
|Matt Richardson from comedy gets his trousers wet, Chris comes up with a brilliant idea for a new kitchen based reality show and Scott has found a replacement for the Friday song.
|Mills In Serbia - It's Actually Happening! 18 Oct 13
|Scott's about to fly to Serbia to take part in judges's houses on Serbian X Factor. No one believes it but it's actually happening! He'll be the guest of Serbia's answer to George Michael, Kiki Lesendric - who is the subject of today's Real Or No Real (of course). Also... Scott has jumped to some conclusions about mate's new girlfriend and it's come back to bite him!
|Not Very Sophisticated But Funny 17 Oct 13.
|Big Boss Ben give us a new tagline for our show, Friction off of Drum N Bass plays Innuendo Bingo, We have a new game called: Are you trying to have it off with me (in Serbian)? and Greg James plays Real or No Real.
|Rachel Riley Innuendo Bingo 29 Oct 13
|Countdown and Strictly Come Dancing's favourite pirouetting mathematician, Rachel Riley joins the boys for Innuendo Bingo and gets a soaking. The Russians from Meet The Russians are extremely keen to meet Scott. Charlie Sloth pops his head round the door for Real Or No Real (and his body just about gets through too). And what should Scott and Chris go to a Halloween party dressed as?
|Scott's Big Announcement! 14 Oct 13
|Scott has some huge news about what he's up to at the weekend. But is all as it seems? Scott calls a European pop star called Kiki Lesendric (who he met late one night in a club in Zante) to find out what's going on. (As you do.) Also, we catch up with Scott and Chris after their weeks away. Dan off of Dan and Phil is in for Real Or No Real. And Olly Murs is on to play his nex single.
|Scott's Met The Russians! 30 Oct 13
|Scott and Chris were whisked away from Radio 1 in a blacked-out van last night for an evening with The Russian billionaires from the Fox channel TV show. They still can't quiet believe it happened! Hear them try and piece the night back together. Also, Real Or No Real with Rhianna off'uv Films. Do cash points really speak Latin? And Chris has got a plan to put Scott on a new dating site.
|Scott's Stories From Serbian X Factor 23 Oct 13
|Scott tells Chris about his weird weekend with the incredible people who are making Serbia's first ever series of X Factor. Meet the very showbiz Serbian Dermot O'Leary, the flirtatious Serbian Caroline Flack and the incredible Exec Producer who survives on two hours sleep a night. Also, Scott has some One Direction news. Chris is excited about challenging Scott at Real Or No Real and there's a debate about whether dock leaves and conkers are still on.
|Scott's Strictly Kerfuffle & Liam Payne's "Mate" 28 Oct 13
|Scott's got himself into a right old palaver on live TV after he was asked to back one of the Strictly Come Dancing contestants. Which one did he pick? Liam from One Direction is very good friends with Scott, but did he really have to call him 'mate' at the start of EVERY sentence? Dan and Phil are in to play Real Or No Real. And Chris's weekend has been all gravy.
|Spooky Halloween Innuendo Bingo 31 Oct 13
|Innuendo Bingo is a Halloween special with some radioactive special effects! Hear Chris and Alice Levine squirm and flinch their way through clips from Autumnwatch, Nick Grimshaw and Michael Ball. Plus, Scott and Chris still can't get over their experience with The Russians. Some students at Loughborough Students' Union have made maybe the greatest (?) parody video ever. And Real Or No Real is a Halloween special.
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|Mills Talk Dirty To Me 01 Oct 13 01-10-13.mp3
|Mills Chriss Dilemma - Feltz, Riley, Reid or Mead 02 Oct 13 02-10-13.mp3
|Mills Innuendo Bingo With Gemma 03 Oct 13 03-10-13.mp3
|Mills Hi Auntie Trees! Talk Dirty To Me 04 Oct 13 04-10-13.mp3
|Mills Scotts Big Announcement! 14 Oct 13 14-10-13.mp3
|Mills Matt Richardson plays Innuendo Bingo 15 Oct 13. 15-10-13.mp3
|Mills The Washing Up Show 16 Oct 13. 16-10-13.mp3
|Mills Not Very Sophisticated But Funny 17 Oct 13. 17-10-13.mp3
|Mills Mills In Serbia - Its Actually Happening! 18 Oct 13 18-10-13.mp3
|Mills Weirdest Weekend Ever 22 Oct 13. 22-10-13.mp3
|Mills Scotts Stories From Serbian X Factor 23 Oct 13 23-10-13.mp3
|Mills Danny Howard Innuendo Bingo 24 Oct 13 24-10-13.mp3
|Mills Liam Payne From One Direction 25 Oct 13 25-10-13.mp3
|Mills Scotts Strictly Kerfuffle & Liam Paynes Mate 28 Oct 13 28-10-13.mp3
|Mills Rachel Riley Innuendo Bingo 29 Oct 13 29-10-13.mp3
|Mills Scotts Met The Russians! 30 Oct 13 30-10-13.mp3
|Mills Spooky Halloween Innuendo Bingo 31 Oct 13 31-10-13.mp3