| Title | Date | Description |
|---|---|---|
| The Beauty Pageant | 31 Aug 2007 | KT Tunstall drops by for a chat and performs some 'singing telegrams' for lucky listeners. |
| Shabnam thinks she's famous | 3 Sep 2007 | Scott has a purge of his unwanted mobile phone numbers, Miss South Carolina defends her ridiculous answer at the Teen America awards and Shabnam from Big Brother thinks she's famous. |
| Fearne's charity record | 4 Sep 2007 | More fools phone in on the Flirt Divert number, we rope in Louis Walsh to get Fearne Cotton to do a Christmas charity record, and Scott decides to power-walk his way home after work. |
| Is farting funny? | 5 Sep 2007 | Wedding grooms recycling the same speech, people passing themselves off as dodgy celebs, and we pose the question 'is farting still funny'? |
| Hell's Kitchen | 6 Sep 2007 | Scott's been on Hell's Kitchen - but he's upset that the strawberries in his dessert aren't fresh. Big Brother winner Brian reads out the Flirt Divert and we test out the 'Essex noise'. Comedy gold in EastEnders - Phil Mitchell falls onto a birthday cake. |
| Whistling Issues | 7 Sep 2007 | Scott feels inadequate 'cos he can't wolf whistle properly. Scott and Chappers challenge each other to a 'draw off' with predictably lame results. And we ask the nation, what musical instruments are sexy? |
| Do instruments make you sexy? | 10 Sep 2007 | Scott reckons some instruments make you sexy so he tests this theory out on Chappers. Plus more messages from the Flirt Divert answer phone. |
| Roll out the freaks! | 11 Sep 2007 | Find out which mingers have been leaving messages on the Flirt Divert answer phone over the weekend. Scott has been suffering from a new condition, he thinks its 'X factor guilt' - is he the only one? Also, amazin' news: There's a new bank holiday if you live in Russia! Bet you'll never guess what it's for? |
| McFly | 12 Sep 2007 | McFly join Scott in the studio and Laura tries it on with Danny. Scott and Chopper play 'Who the hell are you?' and some more Innuendo Bingo, this time from BBC Breakfast TV. |
| Britney's Bonkers Fan | 13 Sep 2007 | Scott has found Britney's biggest and most bonkers fan. Keith Chegwin reads some text messages from the Flirt Divert phone and Scott chats up actual Russians in Russian. |
| Speaking Russian | 14 Sep 2007 | Scott discovers that when he speaks Russian amazing things happen to ladies. Another round of the bookshop game - Scott calls a book shop with hilarious consequences. Some more cookery innuendo bingo - is Jamie Oliver doing it on purpose? |
| Million Count Man | 18 Sep 2007 | More messages from the Flirt Divert answer phone and Million Count Man reaches 1 million! |
| Poshest Man | 19 Sep 2007 | Meet the poshest man in the world, more Innuendo Bingo and being mistaken for a celebrity. |
| Freshers Week | 20 Sep 2007 | Scott has a theory on freshers week - if you're in a relationship you might as well split up now. Davina McCall reads some texts from the Flirt Divert phone. |
| Crushing Melons | 21 Sep 2007 | Laura and R1 listeners attempt to use thigh power to crush melons PLUS the Dave Game goes international and goes a bit wrong - if you laugh, you're sick! |
| Bored Boys Do Weird Things | 25 Sep 2007 | Weird things some boys get up to when they're bored. More Flirt Divert messages and Scott makes George from the news vomit. |
| The phone book game | 26 Sep 2007 | The all new phone book game - we call people who live in the best named places in the world! |
| Ladies Bras Song | 27 Sep 2007 | Dick and Dom read some texts from the Flirt Divert phone. We talk to Whisbey - the man behind the Ladies' Bras Song. And Scott has had enough, he feels the team has been slacking recently and the calibre of guests on the show has been rubbish so he sets Chopper, Laura and the one who doesn't speak a challenge... |
| Tapeworms | 28 Sep 2007 | Scott and Kelly Osbourne talk tapeworms. Would anyone actually name their baby Spiderpig? Laura has a new favourite TV show and surprise! It's presented by Anthea Turner and more children around the UK sing the Ladies Bras Song. |
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