Category: News
The Surgery
The archive contains a supporting montage from an edition of Radio 1’s The Surgery about drinking.
The word “alcohol” appeared repeatedly in introductions, questions and advice.
Jono from Unofficial Mills later turned the recording into an Oh, What’s Occurring? counting question. [...]
Chris Moyles on Simon Mayo
Chris Moyles joined Simon Mayo on Radio 2 to discuss his episode of Who Do You Think You Are?
Moyles said both sides of his family were Irish: his mother’s family came from Dublin and his father’s from County Mayo.
The programme became a wider story about the aftermath of the Irish famine and the hardship experienced by millions of families, rather than only a collection of unusual celebrity ancestors.
Moyles described visiting places where his relatives had lived and [...]
Mills: The Musical audition
Nick Grimshaw spoke to a contestant involved in the search for somebody to play Scott in Mills: The Musical.
The audition included questions about Scott and the programme.
After receiving only half a point, the applicant admitted that he might not be a dedicated enough fan and had not spent sufficient time on unofficialmills.co.uk.
Grimshaw joked that knowing every detail could itself appear creepy, then encouraged him to study the site before the afternoon audition. [...]
3OH!3
American duo 3OH!3 made an extraordinarily short visit to Britain.
They had performed in the United States, flown overnight through New York, landed in London around 9.30am, visited Radio 1 and planned to fly home at 8pm without staying overnight.
They joked that they were collecting enough frequent-flyer miles to travel to the moon.
The flight had been their first experience of a reclining first-class seat. One member pretended he already knew how everything worked and consequently did no [...]
Going on holiday
The team prepared to leave Radio 1 for a summer break.
They discussed destinations, packing, airport routines and who would cover the programme while they were away.
Scott’s approach involved last-minute decisions and worries about forgetting essential items, while the others compared more organised plans.
The item also served as an on-air farewell before the schedule moved into holiday cover. [...]
Avenue Q
Members of the Avenue Q company joined the programme as Mills: The Musical moved towards casting and rehearsals.
They explained how performers operated puppets while remaining visible, how the audience learned to focus on the puppet and how the show combined familiar musical-theatre conventions with adult subjects.
Scott was interested in whether the techniques could help his own Edinburgh show and whether characters from the radio programme might work as puppets.
Auditions for Scott
Th [...]
Beccy’s Classifieds
In Beccy’s Classifieds, Beccy presented genuine adverts whose value came mainly from strange wording, undesirable objects or sellers revealing too much personal information.
The transcript contains a full extended edition, with Scott and Chappers questioning prices, hygiene and why anybody had placed the listings online.
The individual adverts were assessed one by one rather than merely read as a list, continuing the feature’s usual bargain-versus-rubbish format.
The Download [...]
Sugababes
Sugababes visited to premiere Get Sexy.
Scott compared them with John Barrowman, who had appeared with his parents and had spent much of the previous day flirting.
The group discussed bringing stylists and label staff, switching into American accents and the merchandise sold on tour.
Scott invited them to audition for Mills: The Musical. Their school-stage experience included Romeo and Juliet, Annie and one member playing a tree.
A caller asked about a rumoured romantic connection with [...]
John Barrowman
John Barrowman arrived with his parents, Marion and John, who were invited into the studio.
Scott asked Barrowman to demonstrate how his accent changed when speaking to them. Barrowman objected that it was like being told to perform in a zoo, but the switch emerged naturally once his mother joined the conversation.
He showed the team a badly swollen ankle. Barrowman said he had stepped from decking onto concrete in flip-flops and twisted it sharply.
While he lay in pain, his mothe [...]
The ice-cream machine
Scott was shown how to operate a Mr Whippy-style dispenser.
He was told to pull the handle, rotate the cone twice and raise it, but the ice cream immediately ran over his hand and halfway down his arm.
The result clearly did not resemble a professional cone.
The penny machine
Scott then tried a seaside penny-pusher.
His guide debated whether he should slide or jam each coin into the slot and tried to build suspense around five attempts.
Although several coins moved close to [...]

